It's a good thing almost no one reads these bios, save perhaps my future employers, because writing about yourself presents quite the conundrum. You compliment yourself, justifying the whole enterprise, and otherwise talk your web presence up, or you can devolve into self-mockery. My solution: solicite single sentence descriptions of me from my friends and have them load on this page at random:
I am a second year law student at NYU (see resume), and, when my head isn't buried in casebooks, I enjoy photography and suffering the effects of spicy food. If you're interested in my current thoughts, check out my blog, Citizen Joe, and if you're curious about the first eighteen years of my life, I've uploaded my [edited] high school compendium. It's a big file, but if you're interested in some high school Photoshop-fun, well worth the wait.
